why did the chicken cross the road
to get the fuck away from your incoming pun
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you might want to tone down your attitude a little bit, windows 8
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once our chemistry class got a sub so angry she left in the middle of the lesson to go to church and pray
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So in English class we had to draw a scene from The Great Gatsby. After the drawings were done the teacher was showing them to the class, and one drawing was a pic of Gatsby reaching towards at the green light, but in the drawing Gatsby didn’t have hands. So my teacher starts saying something like how this picture has hidden meaning and portrays the helplessness Gatsby feels, and the kid next to me just casually says “I can’t draw hands.”
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If my mom knew I had 57 tumblr followers she would stop telling me what to do.
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So I was looking at some hilarious tumblr shtuff and I quickly scroll past this an right then my mom walk up behind me and says WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT PORN?! -_-
1. It’s not even porn
2. I wasn’t even looking at it, I was looking at something above it…. -_- Parents should not ever look at tumble ever. Ever. Ever!
(Source: Flickr / bcerffond, via sleep)
same
#thestruggle
thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy:
It all makes sense now. Gay marriage and marijuana are being legalized at the same time.
Leviticus 20:13 says if a man lays with another man, he should be stoned.
We were just misinterpreting it.WAIT
20:13
2013
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